nerdycastiel said: Destiel ~ (or sabriel of its already been asked lol)
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- makes the bed in the mornings
Sam. Gabe is a lazy, little shit and will stand by questioning Sam while he does it. Saying things like, “we’re just going to mess it up again in a minute.”
- has sole possession of the T.V. remote
Gabriel. He likes forcing Sam to watch shitty soap operas with him.
- stays up until 2am reading
Sam. Gabe will whine about the light and eventually Sam will just get a book light and strap it to his head so he can read. (Someone really needs to draw this for me)
- is the bigger cuddler
Gabriel is a huge fan of just sprawling himself out over Sam’s big body and nuzzling into the space between his neck and shoulder.
- does the laundry
Sam would probably do the laundry and make Gabe fold everything.
- mows the lawn
Gabriel would mow the lawn. He’d pass by the window where Sam is looking out and strike various poses every time he rolls by. (Someone needs to draw Gabriel ghost riding with a lawn mower, immediately)
- is better at budgeting
Sam. Gabe buys things on instinct—porcelain poodles and expensive knife sets and things like that— and usually ruins said budget but Sam tries to keep them afloat.
- instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff)
When Sam instigates sex, Gabe thinks it’s just the hottest fucking thing in the world because Sam is just relentless. He can cover so much ground in so little time but still make it so passionate and affectionate.
Gabe is totally into the kinkier stuff. He’ll completely rearrange the bedroom to look like a sex dungeon in the blink of an eye if he’s in the right mood.
Thanks, anon! <3
calliebraceras said: Every time you tag things as "hella queer" i imagine like csi: Miami and somebody is like "how queer?" and you pull down your sunglasses over your face and a bomb explodes in the background and you go "HELLA" and walk away in slow motion.
oh my god i think this is the best message i’ve ever received
- antagonist: this fight is over. - turns around -
- protagonist: -gets up and coughs up blood. - NoT YET
- antagonist: dude what you're like almost cut in half? like just take the loss this time like i'll even call you an ambulance
- protagonist: CUT THE BULLSHIT I'M GONNA WIN --
- antagonist: dude how is your spine supporting your body do you even believe in biology?? gross
you know that moment when someone reblogs one of your posts from a few weeks ago and you feel so accomplished because your blog has finally reached creeping level quality
I hate the word “homophobia”
Its not a phobia
You’re not scared
You’re an asshole
Double bitch face activated.
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